Friday, August 03, 2012

'Jesus predicted Chick-Fil-A controversy' and other Friday midday news briefs

Say what you will about the "chicken unpleasantness," it is empowering some interesting folks to send emails "educating" me on the situation. For example, read this email which I received last night:

The Anti-Chick-fil-A Jihad !

 (This sinister jihad is part of the end-time "days of Lot" - coordinated worldwide by powerful unseen beings - that Jesus predicted in Luke 17. To see if you are part of this soul-damning craze, read on!) Google “Zombietime” and click on “Up Your Alley Fair.” After recovering, Yahoo “God to Same-Sexers: Hurry Up” on the “ucmpage” listing (even Jesus told Judas to hurry up – John 13:27). Also Yahoo “Dangerous Radicals of the Religious Right.”

Read this before the predicted California earthquake happens a la Rev.16:19 (“the cities of the nations fell”) – and before hurricanes, tornadoes, droughts and other disasters occur! The fast-moving goal of Gaydom is to quietly sneak its depravity on to every Main Street on earth while normal folks stay asleep and do nothing. I wonder how soon San Francisco's underground saint - San Andreas - will get a big jolt out of the public gay porn that goes on over his head in "Madam" Nancy Pelosi's brothel district in front of children!

Not one to mince words, Jesus said in Mark 9:42 that anyone hurting a child in any way deserves to be hanged and have his body thrown into the ocean! It's far from coincidental that the more America elevates gays and senseless violence (see the predicted "days" of "Lot" and "Noah" in Luke 17), the more the cost of gas, food etc. goes up! If America is smart, it will pick up the big dust-covered book everyone owns and almost never reads - no, not the Sears catalog - and find out that the One who made the universe has some rights too! (Also Google "Obama Fulfilling the Bible.") Gays like to say that Jesus didn't explicitly mention homosexuality. Well, when gays are about to have a birthday, they don't talk about all the things they don't want. Instead they speak positively about what they'd like to receive.

In the same manner Jesus, instead of negatively listing every sexual variation and perversion that He knew mankind would invent, avoided an endless list of "thou-shall-nots" and positively stated that marriage was created for only one man and one woman. BTW, by fulfilling the same "days of Lot," gays are actually hurrying up the return of Christ as Judge and helping to make the Bible even more believable!

(Obama and his porn-protecting California friends - including Brown and Pelosi - did NOT approve of this message.)

 Now in other chicken-non-related news:  

Details of Tanzanian LGBT Advocate’s Murder Emerge - This is sad. A brother in Africa was murdered. Our brothers and sisters in the struggle need our prayers.

Target's not gonna have Peter LaBarbera to kick around anymore; harumph - Apparently Porno Pete LaBarbera is angry that Target acknowledges its gay customers.

 In Methodist Stronghold, a Dialogue on Gay Rights - Nice. Kirk Cameron doesn't have guts but these folks are meeting with gay youth. 


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14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dafuq I just read?

Anonymous said...

I'd really like to read that email, but I can't make heads or tails of it. Does the person who wrote it speak English, by any chance? Perhaps we could get it translated?

Siannan said...

I feel like I dropped acid and tried to read a Dr Bronner's soap bottle upside down. The hell was all that verbiage?

Anonymous said...

was that from the woman in nebraska that was talking to the city council? you know, the crazy one.

Anonymous said...

I've read it twice (my head hurts) and I still can't tell if the author is pro or anti-gay.

Jeff said...

Telling someone to google something should never be even allowed as an attempt at evidence :| If you were intelligent you'd quote it instead of "well, I don't understand this but they must be right, so google it," or at least, if they take that stance, take the time to link it. That, combined with the "dafuq did I just read?" element of this, makes it complete BS.

EvilI said...

"In the same manner Jesus, instead of negatively listing every sexual variation and perversion that He knew mankind would invent, avoided an endless list of 'thou-shall-nots' and positively stated that marriage was created for only one man and one woman."
I noticed that there's biblical citations all over the place except for this supposed direct reference.
Gee, I wonder why.

For such a head-spinning piece, the spelling is oddly good though, I give 'em that!
I did like "Gaydom".

Anonymous said...

please, someone give me the facebook side of that person so i can laugh at him -.-

Anonymous said...

I presume that this is SUPPOSED to be comedy. Even the holy-rollers of the "moral majority" (in quotes because they're neither) aren't quite this insane.

Capote said...

Huff post quoted Pam Spaulding today:

"In a blog post on Thursday, gay rights activist and blogger Pam Spaulding wrote, "The kiss-in seems more like a stunt for shock value."

what's your take?

BlackTsunami said...

I tend to lean towards what Pam is saying. I do wish there was more done in education as to who Chick Fil A funds. But having said that, after today, I hope folks will continue to take the initiative to educate folks on where Chick Fil A's money goes.

Anonymous said...

Just read about "chicken-offsets" on a chicken-related site.
Gott'a admit, it's real lemonade!
Link is :
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/05/chicken-offsets-ted-frank_n_1742974.html

Anonymous said...

Pardon me for misstating my self.
I think the chicken offsets would [have been] a better mo'socialy inventive, benign and admirable approach that the ol'pda.
The best ideas persuade rather than compel.

Anonymous said...

Wow. That guy is a textbook case of a paranoid schizophrenic, no doubt about that