Saturday, August 10, 2013

Religious right spokesman is tired of being 'sodomized'



According to Dave Daubenmire, this post is exactly what he talks about "being sodomized by the Left." But I just can't help myself. He is easy pickings. And he has such a "purty lil' mouth."

11 comments:

Marcus Hopkins said...

It's are to take a religion seriously when their adherents are so fucking stupid. #JustGetRaptured

Anonymous said...

His ignorance is unbelievable.

truthspew said...

What, nobody on the left kissed the coach before sodomizing him?

Richard Loesser said...

Perhaps if he spent less time sticking his tongue in my sex life...

Shane D said...

"sodomy" actually means "anal rape." good lord, I thought he was about to say he was sexually assaulted

Erica Cook said...

Should have bought him dinner first.

BlackTsunami said...

actually, sodomy is anal sex. not necessarily anal rap ;p

Scott Amundsen said...

Okay this guy uses the word "sodomized" WAYYY too often in this little tirade, along with that line about "shoving [something] down [someone's] throats;" the inescapable conclusion is that he is obsessed with both of these ideas and all I can say is let's just wait and see how long it will be before HE gets caught on his knees with his pants down around his ankles giving head to some rough trade in a men's room somewhere.

Preferably in a bus depot.

roflol ><

olandp said...

We all knew it was just a matter of time before they started using their "cram it down our throats" obsession as literal reference to a blow job. Hey Coach! There are people who deep throat and like it. Maybe you should try!

Scott Amundsen said...

I can guarantee you that some of those "good Christian wives" are experts at giving head. The quickest way to a man's heart may be via his stomach, but if you want access to his WALLET, go for the MONEYMAKER.

roflol ><

Anonymous said...

I Feel like I've bed Sodomized by Jesus! Whenever I get too much exposure to so called "Traditional Christians," I feel like I am getting something forced on me or in me.