Monday, January 05, 2015

'Some gay marriages in Florida happening NOW' & other Monday midday news briefs

3 things to know about same-sex marriage in Florida today - While gays can marry, some clerks and counties continue to act stupid.  

To Avoid Marrying Same-Sex Couples, 14 Florida Counties Stop All Courthouse Weddings - I reiterate - Total and completely stupid. 

 LGBT-owned firms get diversity boost - This is sweet!  

Michael Sam sells more NFL jerseys than top draft pick Jadeveon Clowney - Oh come on, guys. Hurry up and draft this guy!  

Porno Pete Ends 2014 Bemoaning Anti-Gay Losses, Writing Poetry - Some folks will ask why am I paying this nut any attention. It's simple. Anyone who has the temerity to rhyme "gayness" with "anus" deserves some sort of prize, even if it is the booby prize.

2 comments:

  1. Erica Cook5:58 PM

    What's wrong with boobies?

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  2. Erica Cook6:15 PM

    I'd tell Porno Pete to not quit his day job, but given he sucks at that too, he just needs to find a new Shtick.

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