Yes, LGBTQ people do control America and woe be to anyone who learns our secret.

Tuesday evening on Twitter, a woman broke it down about the LGBTQ community.

And she provided proof which had us dead to rights

So what else could I do but confess that she was right . . . and let her know what will happen since she discovered our secret:

Okay, you got me. I confess. Us gay folks have taken over but

— Holy Bullies (@holybullies) January 24, 2023

Don't like folks to know so I've only been talking to you to track your whereabouts. In about 15 minutes, some gay guys will be coming to your house.

— Holy Bullies (@holybullies) January 24, 2023

And they are going to take you to national headquarters for programming. You will be a lesbian, your husband will be programmed to be a drag queen and

— Holy Bullies (@holybullies) January 24, 2023

If you have any kids, they will be enrolled in our little RuPaul Academy. Don't fight this. If

— Holy Bullies (@holybullies) January 24, 2023

You do, we will be forced to tie y'all up and force you to watch that Cher movie she first made called Chastity and then the episode of Scooby Doo with her and Sonny.

— Holy Bullies (@holybullies) January 24, 2023

You'll enjoy yourself. Think of it as a Twilight Zone episode where gaya win and you conform to our FABULOUS will. pic.twitter.com/LPVziBld2B

— Holy Bullies (@holybullies) January 24, 2023

Are the men there yet, we're getting your clothes all picked out. You'd look wonderful in flannel. How does your husband feel about chartreuse?

— Holy Bullies (@holybullies) January 24, 2023

She got the joke, or rather the idea that she WAS the joke. But wouldn't it be wonderful if we did rule the world and had a re-education camp like that. Isn't what the homophobes believe that we have anyway?  

Just joking about that last part, guys! (these days, you have to clarify satire)