Conservative hypocrisy over gay kiss in Disney's 'Buzz Lightyear' explained in a few pictures

 So if I am to follow conservative logic, Disney movies which feature the following are okay:

Getting killed in a sword fight (Sleeping Beauty)

Falling to your death from a high cliff (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)

Accidentally hanging yourself  (Tarzan)

Falling off of a tower into a lake of fire (The Hunchback of Notre Dame) Editor's note - this scene was cool as sh!t!

Getting ripped apart by hyenas (The Lion King)

Getting staked by a ship while also being electrocuted.

But a lesbian couple below from the upcoming Disney movie Buzz Lightyear is supposedly DANGEROUS for kids to see:

If  seeing gay couples isn't appropriate for kids, then what about all of those death scenes? 

Let's take it even further. I hear that conservatives are 'alarmed' because the lesbian couple in the movie kissed. 

Big deal. So did these Disney characters.

In reality, this isn't about the kissing. Shapiro and company are throwing tantrums because people will not abide by their archaic beliefs of LGBTQ people. Our lives are normal. They aren't weird and they shouldn't be treated like an x-rated feature. We have families and kids. And no one has any right to put us in a box. 

Any uncomfortability some people have with our lives is their problem. It's not our job to make them feel comfortable.

Editor's note - it also should be mentioned that Shapiro's conservative news website, The Daily Wire, is making a move into feature films and television. It's not farfetched to guess that Shapiro's pearl-clutching is also more about making money than protecting morals. Mining outrage is very lucrative.