I hate to be the one to tell you all this, but time to initiate Plan Z, which is to shred all documents and hide in the closet in wait of further instructions. Our agenda has been compromised and revealed! Repeat the gay agenda has been compromised and revealed and we have only 90 minutes before Fox News and the religious right invade our headquarters.
Editor's note - Just in case you are wondering, the above video is a scene from Run, Ronnie, Run starring David Cross and openly gay actor Scott Thompson. Doesn't it make following video, which was meant to be taken seriously, look absolutely stupid: