Thursday, March 26, 2020

'Coming out as bisexual to your doctor' & other Fri midday news briefs

Out as Bisexual to Your Doctor - A lot of times, we forget about the needs of our bisexual brothers and sisters.

Teen with lesbian moms forced to listen to anti-LGBTQ “sermons” before school basketball practice - This right here is a hot mess. I hope they sue and win. 

Village People’s ‘Y.M.C.A.’ inducted by Library of Congress, as group debuts new coronavirus-inspired video - True story - I didn't know about the gay aspect of the Village People until 1985.

City of Covington bans conversion therapy for LGBTQ youths - Sweet! Nothing wrong with cities getting in on the act.

EXCLUSIVE- Gay Mafia categorically denies unleashing the coronavirus

Editor's note - It is very rare that this blog has an exclusive, so naturally I am honored that it was chosen for this endeavor. I have been asked by The Gay Mafia to convey the following with regards to allegations made about the LGBTQ community and the coronavirus. You can tell that is is an official Gay Mafia press release based upon the gorgeous letterhead, which no doubt took someone a great deal of personal time to create:

Dear Friends,

It has come to our attention that certain allegations have been made against LGBTQ people. We would like to state that these allegations are categorically false. LGBTQ people did not plan nor are responsible for the Coronavirus.

Furthermore, we possess notes of our last 20 meetings which will disprove these allegations. These notes clearly prove that with all of the work we put into rigging the Oscars for Renee Zellweger, upgrading our recruitment program via Drag Queen Story Hour, and developing the pheromones which led Pete Buttigieg to grow a beard, we simply lacked the time and manpower to unleash a virus on the world.

 Any further questions can be given to our secretary, St Paul Charles.

 Yours in Queerness,

 Gay Mafia, esq.