I kid you not. From Talking Points Memo:
A golf coach has been been charged with homosexually assaulting three boys & then putting a hit on their lives http://t.co/3ek2BSWZCmIs "homosexually assaulting" even a correct term? I suppose when men take advantage of little girls, we can say they "heterosexually assaulted" them.
— Matt Barber (@jmattbarber) April 30, 2014