Monday, March 04, 2013

Dear NOM, PLEASE, PLEASE allow this guy to speak at your marriage march

I have the perfect speaker for the National Organization for Marriage's upcoming March Marriage - E.T. Williams, the self-described "doctor of common sense."

As a matter of fact, I will probably begin a campaign asking NOM to invite him . . . as soon as I figure out what a "lebesian" is.


Anonymous said...

I had to turn him off. He was giving me a migraine.

Anonymous said...

Lebesian - inhabitant of the mythical isle of Lebes, known to have sunk in the pre-Atlantis times of the Greek empire.

Anonymous said...

Is it wrong that I am laughing about his shirt reading "U.S. Polo Ass"?

olandp said...

Not a switch hitter? Thank God! Sometimes it is best to let the insane ramble so that we know just how insane they are.

I'm going to start using Lebesian from now on. Brilliant!

Anonymous said...

Alvin... Are you SURE this isn't some kind of satire for OUR benefit? I mean, DUH-byuh couldn't pronounce "newkeylar" because he was stupid. This man has heard/read enough to *know* that the word isn't "lebesian." I think he's just jerkin' somebody's chain.

But that's just me.