(strictly tongue in cheek, boys and girls)
WANTED - AFRICAN-AMERICAN WRITERS
African-American writers wanted in order to lend credibility to a white-owned major online publication's frequent attacking of the Obama Administration.
Potential employees will be called upon to criticize President Obama, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, the NAACP, various black leaders, and homosexuals.
Must have the ability to invoke Martin Luther King Jr.'s name or the African-American civil rights movement when criticizing homosexuals. Mastery of nonsensical phrases such as "equating sin with skin" or "the road to Selma shouldn't lead to Sodom" is a plus.
Potential employees will be forbidden to write about poverty, educational inequalities, or HIV/AIDS in the black community as this publication does not deem such issues as important to the African-American community.
Potential employees will be forbidden to say the words "Hurricane Katrina" and "President Bush" in the same sentence or paragraph.
Potential employees will be forbidden to bring up the names Bayard Rustin, Countee Cullen, Barbara Jordan, Lorraine Hansberry, or any other name refuting the position that African-Americans and homosexuals are two eternally separate entities.
NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY
Just a lack of personal integrity.
Send resume to One News Now care of the American Family Association.
No matter how many years go by or how you dress it up, hateful accusations remain the same
February 28, 1999
“If you look at the footage from Operation Rescue, um, vigils outside abortion clinics, you will see that the anti Operation Rescue demonstrators invariably have a pink triangle on and they are usually pretty big heavy set women who look like they’ve been over working October Fest for the last six years . . .”—Robert Knight, Reclaiming America For Christ Conference, “Homosexuality” panel
January 22, 2009
The twin evils of homosexuality and abortion share a common foundation: the elevation of self over transcendent truth and God’s revealed will for men and women. Homosexual activists have been in the forefront of “defending” abortion centers - Peter LaBarbera, Americans for Truth
Just one comment - True Christians don't need to stoop so low.
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