Today is my birthday, so let's have some fun this morning. The following pictures are from yesterday's ridiculous press conference held by "Porno" Pete LaBarbera and his homophobic merry men at the headquarters of the Southern Poverty Law Center.
As you can tell, the press conference was a colossal bomb, attracting attention only by those of us who live to refute the lies put out by LaBarbera and company.
What I want you to do is put on your thinking caps and create a funny caption for either or both of the pictures.
Don't be too mean or too nasty.
But then again . . .
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Someone snuck a fake fortune into the world's largest fortune cookie.
I can't even word it in a funny way, its just hateful people gathering to complain about being called out for what they do, then hiding it like cowards behind their faith.
Kind of hilarious though.
Happy Birthday!
We have actual black people here, so we can't possibly be homophobic hate mongers, right?!
Happy birthday! The pictures of these haters protesting being called haters is too funny for me to concentrate on a caption.
Please ignore the tokens here with my buddy Bam Bam, we're just here to make fools of ourselves again...
"Liars lying about lying"
Happy Birthday Alvin!
How about, "Mary Poppins Bird Feeding Society protests boycott by birds.
In other news, four people were treated on the scene and released after a one card fender bender on I-65."
First of all, happy birthday.
Secondly, picture 1: As Matt Barber proudly displays his sign, the hungry crowd wonders why the luncheon they were promised doesn't have food.
Picture 2: "And that's why I want to stress that today proves that we are more than the color of our skin. There is more that unites us against the gays than divides us over the gays."
Not pictured: Jesus H. Christ, who could not be reached for comment about his alleged association with Porno Pete
I have found little that is "good" about human beings on the whole. In my experience most of them are trash, no matter whether they publicly subscribe to this or that ethical doctrine or to none at all. That is something that you cannot say aloud, or perhaps even think.
Sigmund Freud
Photo 1: Pete and Company: Stop lying. Homophobia is NOT Christianity.
Photo 2: White male protagonist. Black male sidekick. Did I walk into a Hollywood action flick?
What's that game about adding "with a 12 inch d***" to every fortune you get in fortune cookie? I digress. And with that, Happy Birthday!
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