Tuesday, December 29, 2020

Holy Bullies and Headless Monsters' top post of 2020 - A 'Proud Boy' and a small black sex toy

Top 'western chauvinist' Gavin McInnes seems to have a thing for small black dildos.


In the future, when I am asked to describe how bad of a year 2020 was, I won't go into much detail. I will simply point to what is now the top post of the year on this blog. It had nothing to do with revelations that the religious right continues to lie about LGBTQ people nor does it have anything to do with any of the exploits of soon-to-be former President of the United States (hallelujaaaaah!)  Donald Trump.

But my top post of the year has to do with the man in the picture at the top of this post. His name is Gavin McInnes and he is a known racist and homophobe. He is/or was the leader of an ugly right-wing group known as the Proud Boys. The Proud Boys are known for two things -manically insane support of Donald Trump and the violent street fights they tend to start.

It's a group of sad, assorted nuts who drape themselves with a with a fake pedigree (being founders of Western Civilization or something like that) to cover up their shortcomings. 

McInnes himself claims that he isn't homophobic, even though there is footage of him being a completely crass bigot. BUT to prove how homophobic he wasn't (and here is where my blog came in), McInnes shoved a small dildo up his butt while being televised on his radio show. He did it to supposedly "own" liberals.

And as much as you are tempted to claim that he pretended to do the deed, he actually did the deed. There is footage for those who enjoy seeing such things. And on the risk of offending those on my side of the spectrum who don't like "shaming" people, let me just say if you click on that link you are nasty, nasty, nasty! 

I'm just kidding. McInnes actually has a cute butt. Too bad he is constantly speaking out of it.

This incident took place a number of years, but I was just saving it for the perfect opportunity. When I finally posted about it, I didn't expect it to go viral. But thanks to you, dear readers, my retelling of McInnes's pleasuring himself (don't be fooled by the look of pain on his face) went through the roof. 

It not only became the top post of 2020, but it is now the top post of all time on this blog with a grand total of 17,400 hits.

At first, it depressed me a little.  I've spent over 14 years working this blog. I've been quoted in Newsweek, The Advocate, MSNBC, The Washington BladeThe Daily Beast, and various other publications and blogs. I've received one GLAAD Media Award and have been nominated for it four times in general. I've exposed homophobic liars and hate groups from 'Porno' Pete LaBarbera to Franklin Graham to the Family Research Council. 

But the most read piece on my blog ever is about an obnoxious racist homophobe who tried to "own" LGBTQ folks and liberals by shoving a dildo up his butt while doing a live, televised radio show.

It all goes to prove that nothing brings people to the table quicker than shock. You can write hundreds of pieces analyzing homophobic lies and religious right distortion tactics, but nothing brings the readers out more than watching a homophobe claim that he isn't a homophobe by showing a dildo up his butt.

Oh well f@ck it. It helps with the main goal of my blog, so what do I have to be depressed about. If anything, I've got my fingers crossed on catching Franklin Graham doing an imitation of "Bootylicious" in 2021.

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